We are the family of a blondie girl we are adopting from your country. We think you have forgotten us.
Blondie, who has known about us for over a YEAR, is surely thinking we are never coming for her:(
WE are on the verge of craziness. Now, we KNOW that if we head over that "verge"--- then we no longer qualify to adopt this precious gem from your country. So we are clinging to our sanity by our ragged fingernails.
We think it's..........
W-earing, wasteful of time, woefully sad
R-ude, really, really mean, ridiculous
O-utrageously mean, obtuse, ornery
N-asty, non-necessary, negative
G-rossly wrong, greatly painful, grievous
And are asking very nicely, could you PLEASE, PLEASE send our LOA (Approval for Phoebe MOM) as in, like, YESTERDAY?
We have broken down and counted it out, 140 LONGGGGGGGGG days as of today since we were logged in. Added to our insult, we were logged in 6 WEEKS after our paperwork made it to CHINA. Yep, I can't even add those days in without becoming a total puddle of mess.
We know you are very busy, Mr. Signs-the-paper-dude. We get it. But we also get that our girl is waiting. She doesn't understand you are too busy.
We also have lovely friends who are hanging on the edge of their seats waiting to see us travel again to get this treasure home. These friends worry us, SIR. They are becoming quite restless. They are making threats. You may hear from them if you can't find the time soon to sign your little scribble on that one little paper.
We can not take ANY responsibility for the wording these "friends" may use. We can not take any credit.
We are too busy hanging by the phone, praying, checking e-mail, checking adoption boards, stalking our agency to find out if today is THE DAY. (It was NOT)
So, needless to say, it would just be easier if you send us the paper signed and we can assure you we will be signing YES, we want her. No question on that one. Matter of fact it would be really cool of you to just send it on out. No tears, no nasty phone calls, no mean thoughts, nothing. We all can just move right along.
So any day now, Mr. Signing Dude. ANY DAY. Tomorrow would suit, next week would be hard, but we would take that too, just NOT forgotten, like we think we have been:(((
And if not ---weeeellllllll, we COULD give MOM your number?? Hummmm, you really would LOVE mom, she'd be happy to tell you what to do, how to do it, when to do it, why to do it, who is to do it, how to do it. Just might make you feel, well, kinda like us-- NUTS?? I'm just sayin'.....................